Munir and I arrived in Tarifa at 10pm last night. I can make it sound like a thrilling , or a tourist journey. Tarifa is a beautiful walled town, very quiet, comforting stone buildings zith ironwork balconies, and with a little bar that serves the best Pizza that I have ever eaten; real thin crust, wafer thin, melting Cheese; mmmm! To get there we went up over a spectacular pass at St Elena, named after the saint who was married to Constantine the Great, the Roman Emperor who made Christianity official, and who was not crowned in Rome, but in York, in England. The road will be replaced by the summer with a breathtaking, soaring new 6 lane highway, but another bit of the past will have disappeared. The spectacular engineering of the new road, can of course, only be seen from the old one. Once on the new road, all sense of connection with the landscape will be lost, and people will just sail by at 150kph wondering when they have arrived at some interesting scenery. Such a four lane highway runs down to Malaga from Cordoba, which is just a few miles from St Elena, but was the capital of the Eastern Muslim Empire of the Caliphate. Cordoba still has the largest Mosque in the world, as far as I know, but it was converted into a cathedral ( or at least the central section was) when the Christians re-conquered Spain in 1492 (A very big year in World History - the Spanish also set up the Spanish Inquisition, drove out the Muslims and the Jews, and, oh yes, discovered America.)
That road to Malaga also takes a promising route over the mountains passing, in the cold high country near the start, groves and groves of Olive trees, such as I have never seen in Palestine. Here they are planted in neat rows, all the same age and height, agricultural products, whereas in Palestine they are planted in Biblical Confusion, hundreds of years old trees sitting randomly amongst fresh plantings. Of course the number of Olive groves has been reduced dramatically by Israeli settlers and the army destroying them, and most Olive trees are now in the poorer soils of the scrub hillside. Israelis boast of making the desert bloom, but they only do it on the most fertile soils and with stolen water. So like the new road, they create agricultural deserts, while in the rest of the land they have left to the Palestinians, life has a more age-old feel to it, easy to mistake for backwardness, and something that the Palestinians would probably want to develop if they had the chance. But for now, St Elena and the West Bank both have picturesque naturalism in common.
After crossing the summit, the Malaga road begins the most insane downhill ride in the world. The gradient must be over 6%, but it is not an old fashioned hairpin bend road that deserves respect, but a modern road that invites people to forget that they are travelling in a place where gravity rules and speed kills, and suggests that they travel at 120kph or more, like on any Motorway, AutoStrada or Autopiste. But you can't because it will kill you, so having spent €billions on speeding up the road, they spend €millions on slowing you down. They don't just have chevrons on the bends, they have MANY chevrons on the bends, and on the worst bends the chevrons are illuminated with flowing red lights that travel along the bend, like Christmas Lights. The hill is continuously down for at least 20 kilometres. If you live at the top you go straight to the garage at the bottom to replace your brake-pads.
But I'm not going to make it sound like a travelogue. On Saturday night we arrived in Ostend without anywhere to stay, in freezing weather. We spent 3 hours looking for somewhere to park and then slept sitting up for four hours before setting off for Bordeaux, a distance of 500 miles. We had a great night, albeit short, in a leisure centre with fantastic food provided by volunteers, and were kicked out at 8am so they could get on with their business of doing something with local kids. So we sat around for about 4 hours, then we set off for San Sebastian where there was a civic reception for us, but most -all?- of us arrived too late, so we spent time waiting to be told what to do, and then set off for Madrid. The organisers had 'forgotten' to include the 300 miles to Madrid in the itinerary, so we didn't get going till 9pm, and then at Burgos we rebelled and got a hotel. We booked the hotel at a service station, and then about 30 vehicles raced to get there first. Our group mostly want to sleep in their vans, so they didn't, but we had a game of chicken with another -red- van to get through the toll booth first, and so to the available hotel rooms. I'm proud to say that we lost.
Munir and the Pea at La Mezquita
We got to sleep at 3.30, started again at 9, this time to Tarifa about 600 miles away. We drove at an average of 70mph, with only one break - scrumptious tapas at La Mezquita, the last services before Cordoba and the insane Malaga Hill, and arrived in Tarifa at 10pm. But during that journey we negotiated the insane hill, the breathtaking Elena Gorge and Pass, the higher and higher pass of the Mountains that protect Madrid, and stayed awake to avoid crashing on the perilous last 15km ridge to Tarifa. Oh and we left our convoy to drop our two young students - Irshad and Arif - at Madrid airport. (If you're reading this, guys, ha-ha, -ha-ha, ha-ha.) They know what we mean.
If we hadn't left our convoy, we would have arrived at 3am, because one of the vehicles broke down, although on the other hand, they welcomed back the 3 Gloucesters, who broke down in Bordeaux, and somehow, having donated the broken down van to a local children's charity in Bordeaux, had acquired another and re-joined. Heroes you are chaps. Neither was our convoy last in, and as a result, most people slept in the port for a couple of hours and then boarded directly.When we arrived refreshed and vigorous at 7.50, we were the last in the queue, meaning that we didn't get on the first boat. Or the second boat. 15 vehicles were obliged to spend 2 hours waiting for the third boat, and so that meant I got to meet the boys from Birmingham - although one is really from London - on their fantastic bus, £50 Grand's worth at least, being donated to the Children of Gaza. And while I'm writing this on the ferry, a man has just come up to me and given me €150 - 'for the children of Gaza'.
When you get depressed at all the incompetence and testosterone that makes some power hungry people think more about their image than about doing their job properly, people like this are priceless. The innocent trust of a man who will give €150 Euro to a total stranger on a ferry, and the unquestioning helpfulness of the Birminghams contrasts dramatically with the travel separately avoid blame culture that pervades this convoy from the top. People power and civil disobedience is about people, right, not about command and control. You cannot compel people to force someone to 'voluntarily' resist injustice, unless of course, you think that you're running an army on a personal crusade.
The Birminghams help me to paste a photo into this article, and we have a discussion about Birmingham humour. I believe that it is self deprecating, not aggressive like other regions. Only the Londoner disagrees.
Woman says to neighbour over fence, 'I sent Bill out for a tin of peas on Tuesday and he ai' back yet. I'm really worried, what do yow think I shud do?'
The next door neighbour replies ' I shud open a tin o' beans if wuz you'
The Birminghams offer me some eggs, but my co-driver has produced a date cake, and since its breakfast, I can't refuse.
Now I get a text from our group leader already in Tangiers. I txt him that he should go on and we 15 vehicles would follow. We already broke away from central control after the Bordeaux debacle, and are very happy with each other - except for the issue of hotels, more of which later. Group 11 rocks!!
He replies to my text that there is a full scale rebellion on the other side. People are challenging the route, which pointlessly takes us to Rabat. We want to go straight to Fez, which is our scheduled stop. Others are refusing to drive at all, saying they are exhausted. I am writing this on the straits of Gibraltar, about to dock, and I don't know what the decision is.
If you take a bunch of self motivated people and try to use them as a political tool for your own advancement, then you better make sure that they want for nothing and the organisation purrs. If you treat them like shit, they'll bite. In my two hours in Tarifa, they did bite. But then, if take a group of highly motivated people and put them together in adversity, they will help each other out, and especially if they are from Birmingham, and they are helping with your technophobia, then you will become best friends really quick (and actually it was the Londoner wot did it). What's that song about 24 hours from Tulsa? 2 Hours in Tarifa is enough to change the world as we know it.
Arrive in Tangier, Many hours to disembark, sniffer dogs, gun-smelling dogs, X-ray machines, and finally, a mad dash through the City to a Banquet that is already over by the time we get there. Again. Of course, George and the organisational team get to scoff at every one.George Galloway appears at the port to rally the troops and again, I'm told, at the dinner. At the port people are very enthusiastic. George still has what it takes - but if you want to keep it George, suggest you replace your entire organisation.
The mad dash, or parade as we like to think of it, makes every one feel terrific. To have another country treat you like honoured guests, provide Police Escorts in front and to stop the traffic at every junction is another of those heart warming moments, people waving enthusiastically, horns blowing, lights flashing, victory signs, and I burst into tears several times. Old goat herds grazing the roadside pastures, breaking into a toothless grin, young boys throwing out victory signs and waving at the celebrities as they pass, business men giving power salutes, and women waving from balconies. Contrast the complete apathy of our media and Government, and the equivalent disinterest of the majority of the British People, with the genuine joy of the waving crowds (well pedestrians, shopkeepers and passers by, and on-coming traffic) and the energy put into honouring us by the King - Morocco is a monarchy with a less than powerful parliament - and the link between the peoples support and the Government's attitude is clear. You really can blame Blair, Brown and their predecessors for the lack of concern of the Brits. That official apathy, or even hostility, is the hurdle that we all have to overcome; it is much harder to get peoples attention if it's against Policy.
At the country club reception we are told to get straight back into our vans and drive under police escort for 4 and a half hours (its now 1730) where we will stay at a hotel for 2 nights. No driving at all tomorrow. Talk about babies and bath water.